Maryland sucks

Just saying. I’m here driving Vicki to take her math final and my experience has not been pleasant thus far. Literally a minute after we cross the border from beautiful, happy, safe Pennsylvania, a vulture flies across the road and almost splatters it’s guts all over me and my car. Scariest experience ever. Especially with a screaming Vicki right next to me. Then we see some weird ass goat llama creatures… And don’t even get me started on these damn traffic circles. I mean come on. Anyway. At least they have a lot of black people?

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